Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 865 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Kill the flying pig!
Follow Deathink!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (35/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/500 points)
Buy 3 upgrades
Play Without Music
Click 10,000 Times
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Mine 50 ores
Play game for 1 hour
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Checked credits page
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Hire all workers
Clicked 50,000 Times
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/500 points)
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 3/7 (85/180 points)
Find all of the Skulls
Find all of the other possible references
Play the game between 1st December and 5th January
Find all of the 666 references
Find all of the All-Seeing Eyes
Find all of the hidden references!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (40/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!